Even though I mostly enjoy working out (or at least I enjoy fitting into my favorite jeans), I am constantly finding myself battling a never-ending Internal Struggle with whether or not I should go to the gym. It begins the moment I wake up, and only ends when either I go to the freakin' gym, or curse my lazy ass to sleep, hating myself for not forcing myself to go.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Internal Struggle:
7:00 am, alarm goes off: *Rolls over* mmgjhajkas...stupid alarm...dgjnzf...Son of a B...*hits snooze button*
7:07, alarm goes off again: Hmm...okay, I can sleep for 15 more minutes, then I have to get up
7:22: Alright, if I am going to get in a morning workout, I have to leave in an hour. Plenty of time.
7:30, alarm #2 goes off: Okay, I'm up, I'm up...zzzzzzzz
8:55 am: @$%#. It's okay, it's okay. I'll go after the lunch crowd is gone. I just have to get there before 3.
11 am: Or, you know, I could just go for a run later, when it cools off or something.
12:30: Better put my gym clothes on. If I'm already dressed, that's half the battle. Plus, how lazy would I have to be to get dressed and not go to the gym? Only a crazy person would do that.
1pm: I wonder how late the gym is open...
1:15: Pfft, it's open until 9! I can totally go later.
2:30: Alright, I have to go soon if I'm going to miss the after-work crowd.
3: I'll just go after dinner. It might be kind of nice then. But I really have to go, I mean there is no excuse.
4: Or I could still just have a run, then I don't have to drive the 40 minute round-trip drive...ugh
5:30: Or really, I could just eat really light today. I already kind of have. Isn't diet just as important as exercise? I mean, it's good to take a day off from the gym right? Let your body rest? Although, I didn't go 2 days ago either...But it's not like you have to work out every day to stay in shape right?
6:30: Well, let's be real, I am obviously not going to the gym today. I'd better decide if I'm going for a run or not so I can change out of these gym clothes.
6:45: *Steps outside* Well screw that. It's practically a steam room out there.
6:46: *Peels off sports bra* Aaah. That spells relief.
11:00 pm, in bed: I hate myself. What a lazy bitch. Who does that? Who. Does. That? *Sets alarm* I'm definitely working out tomorrow.